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Written by Flerge
5'9 - 5'11
Skinny and Knobby, like Sid Vicious
Chiseled and Buff, like Daniel Craig
Fluffy and Cuddly, a teddy bear
Average, nothing to write home about
I am a golden god
I've got nothing to complain about
I blend into the walls
I avoid mirrors
Size doesn't matter
Everything, I've got the whole package
I don't get compliments
I'll be the cop, you be the prisoner.
I'll be the teacher, you be the naughty schoolgirl.
I'll be the doctor, you be the patient.
You're sick, girlie.
Both, depending on my mood
Don't hurt me, nice lady.
Watched. I'm an exhibitionist.
Watch. I'm a voyeur.
Both. I''m up for anything.
Hide your shame as I do mine.
Jump right in, the more the merrier.
Sit back and watch. Nothing like a free show.
Ask my friend to leave so we can have some alone time.
Run out the door without looking back. That much estrogen is intimidating.
Take five, then ravish me again.
Eat my pussy until you're ready for round two.
Toss me some tissue and pass out immediately.
No way. You always cum first.
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6 or less
I find no enjoyment in reading
Her cunt grips me like a firm handshake
Have more than thou showest, speak less than thou knowest, lend less than thou owest
Roses are red, violets are blue/ I eat cornflakes, do you drive a tractor?
Poetry's for fags
Glance nervously around and ask me to lower my voice. You don't want to make a scene.
Argue angrily, get mad and leave without paying your half of the tab.
Argue passionately. You love a good debate.
Taboo, isn't that a board game?
I don't drink
Only if they talk to me first
All the time. A divine communion
Right before I massacre them. I'll see you in hell, ninja squirrel!
WTF are you talking about?
No way, girlie, your on your own.
I'd grab you by the hair and run to the hills.
I'd roll up my sleeves and put up my dukes. We could take him.
Not this again. Don't you ever know when to hold your tongue?
A ball park
A coffee shop
A loud, sweaty club
A smoky, cramped blues bar
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