Hello! And welcome to my Are You a DASTARDLY DATE-RAPIST ? Test.
With all the alarmists out there screaming about what an epidemic sexual assault is, it's essential that we find out if any of these rapists actually exist, and if so, are they lurking in the OKcupid community.
If, on the other hand, these monsters turn out to be mythical, then perhaps some of the TRUE victims of this hysteria can be spared the injustice of False Rape Accusations (FRA's, for short)
Past victims of women who've "played the rape card" include David Copperfield, Fatty Arbuckle, the Duke Lacross Team, Marv Albert, Bill Clinton, Myself, Kobe Bryant, Mike Tyson, The fat guy from the movie Barbershop, and many negro's from the south, too countless to name.
We'll get to the bottom of this, once and for all!