• Sure, you may like to call yourself a geek, but chances are, you're probably pathetically normal and may even be able to engage in regular small-talk with members of the opposite sex.

    If you're wondering about your level of geekiness, then this test is for you!

    Your host for this test is the world-famous starship captain Zapp Brannigan, so set your phasers to stun, use the Force, and bite my shiny metal ass to continue!