• Whether they talk about it or not, most people masturbate at one time or another. But people can have a lot of reasons for doing so. It's healthy, it's good for you, it's fun... So, which reason for masturbating are you? No, not why do you masturbate; I said which reason are you? You know, it's like "what kind of toothpaste are you?": it's one of those lame anthropomorphisation quizzes.