• Are you tired of taking tests that hand you completely irrelevant hypotheticals? For example, aren't you tired of tests that purportedly measure your sexual prowess, but then ask you what you would do if there were a 9-foot tapeworm trying to strangle your Aunt Marie at the orthodontist's? What? You aren't? Well then this is the test for you! Come along, my convalescent paddingtons! There is much to be trifled with!