• So I wrote a pretty popular test about Bush, and how fucked you are by him and shit. It was sorta just a joke, but this test is totally 100% serious. That's why I called it the Republicans Are All Queer test, because science has proved that Republicans are all queer. And that is a very serious topic. The scientist who proved it also discovered DNA, so try to argue with that. But anyway, I got tired of Republicans telling me that a test called How Fucked By Bush You Are is biased, because, like, duh. So this test will not be biased at all and should be a learning experience, especially if you are Republican and need to learn about your inherent faggotry.