The Retard Test

How retarded are you?

Tired of difficult trivia tests, filled with math, physics, and literary theory? Need a break? This test should do the trick. These questions are totally easy to answer, but don't get any of them wrong, or else you'll rack up some serious retard points! If you get the high score on this test, then you may rank with America's top celebrities, such as the president, and Paris Hilton! If you score a zero, then congratulations! You are one of the 95% or so of the smartest people in the world! Good luck! You probably shouldn't need it.

Also try my Soulful Concordance Test or my Uncommon Knowledge Test!