• Hi! And welcome to my Rockstar Retard Army Test. I will determine which retarded, but still SOMEWHAT lovable rockstar you are out of 4 using 4 variables. This is a test to see if I can use 4 variables without screwing up. BTW, I forgot to mention this when i made it: so sorry that I didn't tell the first unfortunate takers that you can skip any question you don't like any of the answers for, or just plain don't like. You might want to keep that in mind. :)