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The Roses or A Rosey Red Ass? Test

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  • Should You Give Her Roses or a Rosey Red Ass on Valentines Day Test? Do Endorphine Driven Females Have an Affinity for Pain or Pleasure or Both? Will it be, Two Dozen Roses on Valentine's Day or Three Dozen Palm Flowers and a Rub?......Stella's Tell Your Fella's....."FUCK the Flowers on Valentines Day, Gimme a Rosey Red Ass, Instead!" And, Fellas tell your Stellas, Dammit, "Your Ass is making my Palm Sting Again?!"

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