The Rules Of Man Test

Ordering white wine spritzers at the bar? Gossiping in the mens' room? The rules of man are as old as time, but have never (successfully) been written down. However, every man is expected to know them and the punishment for transgressing can be severe.

You may disagree with me, feel free to tell me over a pint. This test is aimed at straight guys, as is probably already apparent. I'm sure gay guys have rules too, but I don't know what they are. Ladies can play too, there's no penalty for lacking a Y chromosome. Bonus points if your left breast dispenses Budweiser.