• The Satanic Witch by Anton LaVey is one of the most important books on sexuality and seduction ever written. This test will judge your knowledge of the techniques of seduction outlined in this book, which good magicians often know and use whether they have read it or not.
  • The ability to inspire true fascination in the sex of your preference at will is a very subjective ability, and thus this is not a test that will tell you if you are sexy or not, but it may help you learn why you are attracting certain people: or the wrong people, or, Satan forbid, no one at all.
  • Beware: if you think sex is dirty, lust is evil, pleasure is sinful, or ascribe to social taboos about sex rather than making judgments based on your own ethical justifications, this test is NOT FOR YOU. To everyone else: some of the results are blatantly honest and downright insulting. This test is not designed to stroke your ego, so whether you wish to take my advice or not, don't write me hatemail if you don't like what you get.