• Scotland! Land of haggis, Irn-Bru, Burns, whisky, deep-fried mars bars, some castles and Dougie Donnelly! And one of the most consistently pathetic football [soccer] teams ever to grace the world stage. Out of eight carefully-picked horrible, humiliating or just depressing results, which are you? The picture below is of an early Scotland game against England. The chap in the moustache is about to head through his own goal.

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