• Hi! And welcome to my Sensual Male vs. The Absurd Perv Test. Do women routinely label you a pig, or do they tell you that you're a good "friend"? Maybe, they pant after you? This will help to measure if you're too aggressive, not aggressive enough, or.....if ya leave 'em drooling! Sensuality, is the ticket, I tell you.....not sexuality! Well, ok....sex is good too.....