• My friends-- This is the Serious Obsessive Movie Freak test. Which means you actually have to know a lot about movies to score highly. Which is to say, if "Fight Club" is what you consider the height of cinematic art; your knowledge of film goes back only to "The Goonies"; you've never had a favorite director; or you've never watched a movie with subtitles, you're going to do poorly. Got it? Good. Now go be obsessive...