• Did you ever wonder just WHERE you fell on the sexual hierarchy? Are you that wallflower who's never had sex before in thier life, or the poll-dancer at center stage who gets it on every night? Are you the one who wonders on a regular basis whether That Hott Guy is HIM, or are you stuck as the person who's glaring at all those horrible preppy cuties who walk by? Using detailed methods of analysis, gleaned from the experts of the field (The field existing purely on a metaphorical basis), we are determined to discover the real you on the sexual heierarchy! Are you ready? You better be, 'cause we are!