• As an unfathomably hot stud, I get a lot of girls coming up to me saying, "Ross, may I be your stalker?". It's not always an easy question to answer. Am I really ready to be exclusively stalked? Luckily for all you ladies (and men who look like ladies) I've devised a test to determine whether or not you are true stalking-me material. Sort of a way to separate the "giggling-admirers" from the "makers-of-shrines-out-of-my-ear-wax". Shall we? Onward ho!