The Sick and Twisted Test

Never.

I'd like to try it.

It's a bit gamey for my tastes.

I want to be like Jeffrey Dahmer.

The thought makes me want to vomit.

A little bit.

I have some real fantasies about poo.

I'd like to slosh around in the bottom of a port-a-potty.

No. Those people should all be executed.

Sometimes, but I'd never do anything

I'm really into it and would act given the right opportunity.

I plead the 5th. I 'may' have done something and could go to jail if I answered this.

That's wrong

I would have one if I could NEVER get caught.

I'd take one given the opportunity.

I've had one before (and maybe I still do).

No

I'd try, but it's not my thing.

I fantasize about animals and would do it.

I'm a zoophiliac. You might have seen me in Enumclaw.

That's a one way valve.

A finger.

A dildo/penis.

An arm.

No

Only my partner

I watch whoever will let me.

I often try to see what I'm not supposed to see.

I like it vanilla.

I have some interest, but it's not a big deal for me.

My fetishes are essential to my sexuality.

Thoughts of my fetish consume my every day life.

No, I'm proud of it

Sex makes me uneasy so I don't like to talk about it.

I hide a lot of my sexuality because I'm ashamed.

I have skeletons in my closet so I'd better be ashamed.

Gross

Looking is ok, but acting is gross or wrong.

Put your sister to the test.

I'm married to (or screwing) a close relative

Paying for sex is wrong

I've always wanted to go somewhere it was that easy.

I've done my share of tinkering when I travel.

Every chance I get.

Hell no.

I might caress it.

I would probably sneak a fuck if no one were around.

I prefer dead partners.

It would be aweful and might destroy me.

I could get through it.

Nice fantasy, but I'm not sure I would enjoy it.

That would be awesome.

Never

Only if someone wanted me to

Sometimes I think I might if I had some.

I do and it makes dating a lot easier.

It's wrong.

Sometimes it's necessary.

It turns me on a bit.

I live for senseless beatings of the physically disadvantaged.

A little disturbed.

I'm disgusted

I'm a bit turned on

It was really hot!