You sick, dirty psycho slut. No wonder all your ex-boyfriends are scared of you.
That's the way it goes though. Veer off the beaten track in bed, and many men will run for their mothers before the blood's dried. It's partly because they're wounded by two thousand years of sexual conditioning, partly because they assume that questionable sexual proclivities point to unresolvable conflicts in the mind, but mostly because they are pussies. Now, though, your problems are over* with THE SICK KITTENS FOR TAYLORRR TEST. One man has the guts to open his arms to you miserable fuck-ups, and give you the respect you deserve. Haul yourself through the test, and discover whether there will always be a place for you in my heart, and - potentially - underneath my patio.
*Your problems are not over.