Hello. This test is about me. It is about me because I'm writing it, giving me god-like powers over its subject matter and objectives. Besides, if I don't write a test about me, who will? You? Ha! Besides, without this test, how will I be able to disseminate my character to the unsuspecting public? Now that we have that covered, let's get on with the show, which, unfortunately, will not be particularly engaging nor interesting, but here you are anyway, probably 4 a.m., a weeknight, and all your friends who have jobs or lives are too busy sleeping to bother with you.