• Every guy likes to think of himself as a perfect gentleman, or at least a Ladies' Man. But what few men realize is that they are living in a world of delusion, and they are in dire need of attitudinal readjustment. Do females find you witty and courteous, or crude and annoying? Do you project the image you think you do? Do you flatter women or offend them? You could be offending a woman right now and not even know it! So, are you a nice guy or just a Slimy Bastard? Take my test and find out.