• Well, you're here, aren't you? That must mean at least part of you is resigned to the gloomy depths of...something, maybe the Thames. I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Or maybe you're not sad-just a nostalgic old fan who didn't forget the songs that saved his/her life. This aside, this product of my boredom will test just how well you know your Smiths and Morrissey lyrics, and the stories behind them. And if you Google any of them, you will be beaten with brooms.