• Hi! And welcome to my Socks Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. This is all very, very, very scientific. It is based on the most erudite of sources, my bored ass at work. Also, I just polished up my scoring patternology (yeah, fake word, whatevz, silly wabbits) and it's oh-so-much-more accurate than it was at 20:00 EST Cinco de Mayo de 2007.