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  • Hi! And welcome to my Sorting Hat Test. I'll be using random questions and my own sad little biases to determine which Hogwarts House you belong in. There are a wide range of final scores possible and your House assignment will be based on your percentage score of three variables. In other words, each question is weighted differently so don't try to pick the answers you think will get you into the House you want. Just be honest. Who says I know where you belong more than some beat-up old hat? I do! Onward!