• This is a completely egocentric test, designed to assess your suitability to be in the same room as a freak like me without one of us attempting to throttle the other. It requires knowledge from several domains - general knowledge, literature and academia, naughty behaviour and strange activities, to name but a few. There is no pattern. These are simply things that I consider it important that you know. Which means don't guess, because the wrong answers are deliberately designed to look plausible but in actuality reveal you as having not one single f*cking idea what you're talking about. You're better off leaving it blank, then sneaking off to Google and pretending you knew later. Good luck. I hope you do very well indeed.

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