• OK ladies, forget kissing frogs, this prince is on the defensive, think you can get past the barbed wire and enter the secret garden? Well, look at this then, any of it sound familar? Do you lock yourself in the bathroom and cry so that anyone passing by can just almost hear it? When asked if there is something wrong do you then say "Nothing..." and pout for about for hours? If so, you are just the kind of woman I am NOT looking for! If you take this test and score high, stay away from me! If you score low, contact me!