• Wow, well where do I start with this one eh? American's have some pretty weird slang, especially since of the majority of us are constantly making crap up on the spot. Ok, so other countries do to, but who really cares? We're the only ones who are both too fat too thin, bloated, gassy, corrupted and potentially evil all at the same time, yeah. So let us just see how all of the above you are baby. This determines your "Americana" level. Mandatory for communication in the States. Be warned! This only covers a fraction of ridiculous words and terms used!