You didn't ask for the gift of life.
You didn't ask for nerves that feel pain, or a sense of fear to keep you alive and afraid of the void. Oh no, you were FORCED to live...just like you were forced to play sports in school at the risk of social and academic ruin.
Well guess what...you have the choice now, and you can choose NOT to play.
Have you ever given much thought to the method by which you'd make your exit? Which manner best suits your personality? Which one serves as a basic metaphor for your personality? Well, allow me to enlighten you.
This is The Suicide Test, brought to you by Vanity.