• Welcome to my hormone meter!

    I'm sitting listening to the Presidents of the United States of America, sipping some yummy Jasmine tea, and writing this entirely self-serving quizzicle.

    This test is attempting to determine two things:

    1. how likely it is that you can hold my interest conversationally
    2. how intensely you can engage my libido through your appearance, mannerisms, behavior, and sexual preferences.

    Let's see how this goes, shall we?