Hi! And welcome to my Super Troopers Personality Test. Unfortunately, there was only 4 variables available for this quiz so I had to drop Rabbit. Also because of the scoring system I couldn't make a simple score and description at the end so I'll just do it here and you'll have to hit the back button on your browser when you've got your scores.
Find your highest score and the description that fits your score.
State Trooper Arcot 'Thorny' Ramathorn: You're a natural leader which stems from the fact that you are responsible most of the time. But that doesn't stop you from having fun either. You're syrup chugging prowess awes all of those around you. You're also quite the philanthropist, volunteering yourself for mustache rides and coaching Little League. It's too bad everyone thinks you're Mexican...or Arabian.
State Trooper Rodney Farva: You won't go far in life with your bad temper and irresponsible manner. You probably don't have many friends because of this and the ones you do have probably make fun of you behind your back. At work you're the black sheep of the office. Due to these negative characteristics the opposite sex really isn't into you. Good thing too, you aren't good with kids and teenagers and would make a horrible parent.
State Trooper MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack: You are quite daring and brash, which makes you a blast to hang out with, although it can be quite dangerous at times. You have a sharp wit that nobody is safe from, friend or foe alike. Unfortunately, you don't always know when to control sense of humor, which can get very annoying. But otherwise in light situations you're a fun person to be around.
State Trooper Jeff Foster: You are somewhat naive at times but you are a sweet and sensitive person otherwise. Even though you're not the smoothest operator with the opposite sex, these qualities make you an attractive mate over the long haul. You have a tendency to make dumb remarks and quickly regret them, but this endears you to those around you. Meow!