• Hi! And welcome to my test. I'll be using advanced logic and magic to determine your true nature. I'll ask you some questions about something, then I'll analyze you. WARNING: You agree by completing this test not to electronically transit it to countries that are in a state of emergency or are warring against the UNITED STATES or its allies. Unless the allies are warring against each other, in which case it's okay to transit. IF YOU LIVE IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY OR ARE UNDER 3 (THREE) YEARS OF AGE, YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY EXIT THIS SCREEN.