• How would the world be effected by crude oil if everyone in the world was like you? Would you rather ride on mini bombs than continue to pay one penny to crude oil? Are you pissed off we haven't gutted the oil from Alaska and started wearing polar bear hats already? Would you shoot your own mother in the face to save one baby caribou, or one bucket of oil? If you answered yes to any of these questions you should take my test. ... And you're probably a little crazylicious. If you didn't answer yes to any of these questions and you're still reading, you have the proper boredom tolerance level to survive my test. Either or neither way take damn test already! It'll determine something... about oil... I'll figure out something funny, interesting or weird to write about you once your done to "make it worth your while" *wink, wink* (:point of clarification, there will not be any porn at the end, sorry.) ENJOY!