• Ok... this test isn't really much about you...it's basically to raise awareness of such important questions as "How many monkeys would it take to defeat a polar bear" and "What's scarier, a bear carrying a shark or a moose with chainsaws instead of antlers?" You know...the IMPORTANT questions of life! Disclaimer: Ok...I'm NOT sick. I do LIKE animals. These are HYPOTHETICAL situations involving HYPOTHETICAL animals.