• Long after the ancient days of the mummy...also long after the days when the mummy returned...having ignored the Scorpion King entirely...shortly after the rise and fall of Count Dracula...the War of the Zombie is imminent. Are you prepared? This test will measure the three most critical aspects of zombie surivial. This test is absolutely, positively 100% scienceriffic. It is guaranteed to be 100% accurate in my mind. It is written in 100% English, save any words I made up or borrowed from other languages. Take this test with the utmost sincerity and seriousness. Your survival in the Great Zombie War may depend upon it.