• Are you a Thought Criminal?

    The Thought Criminal Test will determine how much of a threat you pose to the Party, comparing your heretical thoughts to those of another notorious thought criminal who has already been exposed as a traitor by the Ministry of Truth. Are you ready to join the underground resistance movement led by Emmanuel Goldstein, the Enemy of the People and author of "the book?" You must proceed with extreme caution. Remember, Big Brother is watching you.