The Threesome? (for boys) Test

Yes, this test is to determine if my girlfriend and I would be interested in inviting you to have a (purely heterosexual!) threesome with us. Getting a high score on this test does not necessarily mean that you're going to get laid, but it might give you an idea of whether or not you should bother messaging us.

This test was designed to be taken by men. At some point, there will be a threesome test for girls. In the meantime, you ladies out there can take this test, although not all of the questions will apply to you. You could also just send one of us a message. That would get our attention, too.