The Tiny Dick Love test

This is the Tiny Dick Love Test.  It's about the love of bonsai.  But not trees.  Hey, if you like trees, that's ok too, but that's not what this test is about.  Maybe I should have made it about trees.  Bugger.  I wonder if it's too late to change direction?  OK I'll stick with smallness of non-trees to start with and if we've got time we'll see if there's space for some "tree action".