• We all have them; the friend who is a total spaz. You went to school with him all your life and you still don't know if he can read. If his parents would have taken this test, we could have prevented his wasted existence. Are you man (or, for you bra-burning, illiterate feminists, womon) enough to find out if you should reproduce? Good, just hit next.

    WARNING: This test will likely seem highly biased when you receive your results. I have taken extra care and have tried to remove all subjective material. If you spot any errors please report them to me.