The Trashy Romance Novel Personality Test

You've seen them everywhere.  They're the books with the covers where the man is shirtless, and the woman's dress is inexplicably falling off at the shoulder.  Everyone is beautiful and passionately in love.  Even if you've never read one, you're probably curious as to where you'd fit into the storyline.  Well, wonder no more, my friend!  This test will tell you which character you would be if you were in a trashy historical romance novel.