• Ay oh, youz guyz tink youz iz New Yawkiz? Don't worry, the whole test isn't written like that, but it will tell you New Yorkers if you're the real deal, and it should give you tourists an idea of whether you could hack it in the greatest city in the world. I've tried to make it as fair as possible (not much geography, no subjective "which boro rocks the party that rocks the bah-dee", yadda yadda yadda). Got your MetroCard? Let's go.