OkCupid.com: Free Online Dating
“The Google ofonline dating”
— The Boston Globe
“The bestfree dating site”
“A favorite hangoutfor internet goers”
— The Village Voice
— Some guy on Yelp
Smile half-heartedly. Well, they say red meat is supposed to be good for you...?
Freak out! Ask the server how hard it can be to take an order correctly!?
Ask your server politely to have the chef finish cooking your steak...please.
Say nothing and decide then and there you will NEVER return to this hole in the ground again!
Look at them...dumbfounded. Well you knew it was true, but you were just hoping they'd say no and make you feel better!
Nod. Yeah, they're right. Time to hit the gym!
Cry. "How could you say that! I thought you loved my bootie/belly!?"
Smile and quietly agree. Then refuse to sleep with them for the next week.
Accepting her/his criticism and tell them you will worker harder to do better next time.
Accept their criticism then go home and bitch about it to your friends/family.
Nod, apologize and worry yourself silly for at least 3 days.
Scream at them! "Do you think you can do a better job!?" Idiot....sheesh.
Cry/Moan. "I'm not the best!? How could I not be your best!?"
Re-evaluate your descision. Maybe there was someone better.
Rub their private parts. "Well, let's just see what we can do about that..."
Look at them, astonished. The least they could've done was lied!
Tell her to go to hell.
Look at her. Smile sheepishly and simply say "Duh, Mom!"
Look the other way and ignore her. Then go home and wonder where you went wrong.
Tell her you understand. You've really been a royal screw-up all your life anyway.
Are heartbroken. You really thought they'd love it.
are surprised! "You don't like it? Ok, I'll return it and get you something else." No problem!
Grab and throw it on the floor! "Fine! Buy your OWN gift next year!"
Laugh it off and pretend you've got their REAL present hidden somewhere in the house. All they have to do is find it. Suckers!
Get defensive and suggest maybe it's their choice in partners that needs some review!
Look on, bug-eyed! "Oh my god you guys! Tell me why! Have I been blind?"
Ask them why, listen to their reponses and thank them for their honesty, however brutal.
Tell them all to go screw themselves and leave immediately! Who needs friends like that anway?
The Monogamy / Polyamory / Swinger Test
WorldlyDreamer53 / m / Straight
The Brutally Honest Personality Test
sweetheart2342323 / f / Straight
Pretty Damn Good Sexual Compatibility Test
javthebass25 / m / Straight
The anime fan, otaku, or weeaboo test
okaynowimmad16 / f / Straight
The Personality Defect Test
o0ciara0o18 / f / Straight
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