• hello my friends, i wish i could give you good news, unfortunately you are all going to die.

    i hate to be the one to break it to you.

    through a complex system of data analysis, scientific mumbo jumbo and black magic this test will tell you how your life will surely end.

    i will not however tell you when you will die, as in some cases this would destroy what time you do have left on earth.

    may you're deaths be swift and painless.