• This test is the Ultimate Measure of Evility (not Evilty or Evilness, which are completely different,) as determined by Dr. Hackenbush's Evilty Criteria, which were developed OVER FIVE YEARS AGO and first written in Aramaic and in cypher, which makes them both authentic and universal. Anyway, here are the cryteria, translated to the best of my ability, and put into a handy test.