• Hi! And welcome to my ULTIMATE UBER CHAV Test. If you enjoy haning around your local park drinking cheap cider out of a plastic 2 litre bottle, whilst wearing all your mums gold jewellery at once. Then this completely biased test will judge and ridicule you and all your 12 year old friends. or if u speek like dis den wen u r "blingin" it all ova de place YOU TOO WILL SUFFER MY WRATH!!!! *still in partial construction. Any further chav spotting techniques will be welcome (thanks to Destructive_fun for the contribution)*