• Upon reflection, I have concluded that there are a surprisingly high number of mortals out there highly prone to vampirism. I suspect that the fantastically high scores from mortals should be a danger sign.

    But then again, my own score was so extreme that no amount of coaxing could convince me to reveal it. I say a danger sign because, after all, we have a tendency to romanticize the notions of vampirism.

    Personally, I think vampires should come with warning signs stamped on their forehead, reminiscent of those on nasty cigarette packages: "Warning: The Surgeon General cautions that exposure to vampires may be fatal to your health."

    Regardless, I hope by the time this quiz is over, you'll have gotten the score that you wanted ;-). Happy quiz-taking!