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Written by Volvo_fan
Have you ever owned a Volvo before?
If you answered yes, was the Volvo pre-owned or was it purchased new?
If you have owned other Volvo cars, how many?
What is your prime reason for seeking a Volvo at this time?
Safe and reliable conveyence for my loved ones
Long term ownership and value
On the road performance
Efficient fuel consumption
I want the neighbors to see it in my driveway
If cost were no object, would you rather have a Volvo or a BMW in your driveway?
If you said Volvo, why?
Volvo people are well thought of.
Volvo says quality, rather than hot rod
Volvos are safer than BMWs
If you said BMW, why?
BMWs are known for high performance
BMWs are trendy and I think they are cool
Have you ever posted on a car forum or blog?
What is your on-the-road driving demeanor?
Safe, responsible, alert, good citizen.
Safe and alert but faster than the general norm
I want to generally get there first, and generally do.
I generally drive like I stole the car
I drive as fast and safe as I can without being offensive or getting hand gestures and honking horns.
Would you consider a car built in the Pacific Rim?
If you had a vehicle with 400 horsepower would you
Use it all comfortably all the time
Use it when it made sense to do so
Use it on occasion for safety and general fun
Dominate the road with the car, because without it I am a shameful small person with penis envy.
Would you consider a little vibration in the steering wheel a problem when at idle?
Yes, a car of this calibre should be silky smooth and I demand the best
Not really, as long as it was occasional and the car drove well under way.
Are active headlights that turn with the steering wheel a consideration?
Yes, that is an important safety feature.
Are you kidding me, I would not pay a thin dime for a gimmick like that, it is a total waste of money and potential maintenance issue.
Would you consider or require AWD (All Wheel Drive)?
I would consider or require AWD
AWD is not a requirement
Are you more in favor of larger normally aspirated motors, or smaller turbocharged engines?
Bigger is always better
Why TURBO of course, is there any other choice?
What do you value most about automotive styling?
Must convey cutting edge technology and "look like a new car"
Like simple clean lines that will endure the test of time
What is most important to you in an interior
Sharp and modern looking style
Hi quality but not flashy
Overall combination of materials, texture, color, and integration, without cheap looking gimmicks.
Would you expect to see a Republican or Democrat bumper sticker on a Volvo.
I'm a Communist and Hate the 2-party system.
What is your personal lifestyle?
I am as fit as I want my car to be
I am fit but not necessarily atheletic, but I am active
I am a couch potato and need all the help I can get
Chuck Norris should bow in shame to me
Do you consider yourself to be an informed automotible enthusiast?
Yes, I know everything, just ask me any question about any car and I can tell you all about it.
I am well informed but make no claim to know it all, but I know a lot of specifications and have had a lot of cars in the past.
I am not as well informed as some, but I do my homework
What do you think when you see a BMW in the rear view mirror?
I better concentrate on my driving, there is probably a prick at the wheel who might do something stupid
They must be so smart to be driving a BMW, I wish I could be like them
They are probably driving that car because they think they look cool.
They could be an attorney
When it comes to performance, are you inclined to add aftermarket features to the car?
Yes, I normally add speed and handling equipment to my cars
No, I am happy with the stock power settings, no need to try to engineer it myself
Do you valet park?
How would you compare a Volvo to a Lexus?
Lower market due to less features and luxury trim
The Volvo may not be as flashy, but you have to pay extra for that kind of quality.
What would you think about seeing a Mercedes in your driveway?
I think it would be great, people would think I have good taste and a lot of money
I would not want a Mercedes, I think they are ostentatious, over-priced, and people buy them to show off.
How important is horsepower and torque?
Must have, the more the better
Need enough power to effortlessly merge onto the interstate and accelerate out of trouble if necessary.
My driving style is generally fine without the need of a lot of horsepower and torque.
Horsepower, what's that?
How many cars do you acquire during a course of a 5-year time frame?
One or two
Two or Three
Three or more
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How do other people think of your driving?
Safe but drives too fast
A Prick on 4 wheels
Former BMW owner, I'm a saint, people bow in my presence.
Are you an administrator on a Volvo forum?
Yes, I am royalty, and I can not sleep if there is a pea under my mattress.
Heavens NO !! Perish the thought, why would I want to be someone with no life ?? !!
If you visited a Volvo forum and heard someone whining about Volvo, would it make a difference to you?
No, there are whiners everywhere
Why yes, if someone is whining, they must have a reason to do so.
Anyone whining on a Volvo forum needs to get a life.
Is towing important?
Who would have the greatest degree of credibility when discussing Volvo products?
Someone who is selling Volvo products for a living
Someone who has owned multiple Volvos and who has nothing to gain by the pending sale.
Someone who has previously owned a BMW or Mercedes and has eventually come over to Volvo products
What kind of a status symbol is a Volvo in your mind?
Shows off that I am with the trendy upper class
Shows off the fact that I know what real quality is and am willing to pay a little extra to get it.
If you bought a Volvo, new or pre-owned, what would bve your choice in aftermarket products?
Rear wing or front spoiler
Sway bars and polyurethane bushings
Horsepower performance chip
K&N Air filter
High speed chrome muffler bearings
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