• Hi! And welcome to my West by Westley Test. What a stupid intro, but I just had my hand smashed, so I'm not likely to want to type much, since I only have my left hand available to me. But hey, you were nice enough to at least click on the test, so I will be considerate myself... get away, save yourself! I'm insane, I make lives interesting, and this is not always fun. Boring moments will be fewer and farther between, but do you really want to be sittng with me in the hospital, or having a monkey groom you (real monkey I mean), or ny of the other insane happenings that often occur? I don't think so, so save yourself while you can, before you get sucked into my soft sweet brown eyes. Sure, I'm a thoughtful, loyal, honest kind of guy, but am I really worth it?