• Hello, you luscious nerd, you. If you’ve stumbled my way, you’ve no doubt had your interest gripped by mention of a weapon. I really hope you aren’t dangerous. Anyway, because fencing is such a dear sport to me, I’ve determined that I have the savvy to scientifically determine the weapon of choice for budding fencers. Take my test, and you’ll do all the work for me. Aren’t you so nice?