• Welcome to the what alcohol are you test... It will tell you not only what type of drink you are made for...but also your degree of alcoholicness. All at once!!! I tried my best to put original and effective questions, based on real experience. For example, I didn't put obvious questions like: would you rather be in a wine cellar or a beer factory?, but instead have tried to insert subtle answers induced by alcoholic behavior blah blah blah what a lot of babble. Just pick a drink and...bums up!