• Hi! And welcome to my test. It's incredibly scientific and complex, and unlike Dr. Phil? I'll do more than just tell you what I think and expect you to like it. To accomplish this, I'll be using hyperquasisupamegawickedmindbogglingadvanced logic, complex algorithms, and a ton of everyday stuff that I've pulled straight from my orafice to determine your ideal car to match your personality. You know -  real important shiz in the scope of global importance. So buckle up, keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times, and let's get this show on the... ummm, road. Damn, that's cliche...