• Whether you know the difference between an upper receiver and a retractable stock, chances are you are similar to some firearm in some way. Are you innovative, creative, and 'modern,' or do you prefer classic 'old school?' Are you rugged and dependable, or are you- to put it lightly- a piece of crap? This test will translate certain facets of your personality into gun terms, and scientifically determine what gun you would be- if you were one.